We are very sorry to inform you that the bros are not okay, and that some of them are starting to believe that the coin was sent down by the Christian God.

"This is the genius of God, and I am a believer because of it," Tomer said.

This is not the beginning of a 60 Minutes investigation. Instead, it's another look into the curious minds of true believers, who have married their love of the digital currency with the love of Jesus Christ.

He told Slate that he decided to take the plunge after attending the first annual Thank God forBitcoin conference. After wading into the warm waters of Miami's South Beach, he was reborn as a Christian.

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The report states that a religious framing seems almost necessary to continue to believe in the future given how deep the crash has been.

Patrick Melder, a former ear, nose, and throat surgeon-turned-Christian author, wrote in his self-published book " The Christian Case forBitcoin" that adoption of the digital currency becomes a conviction.

Gospel Proof

The American evangelical strain of "prosperity gospel," which claimed Jesus wanted his followers to become rich, makes more sense when you consider this type of Christianity.

Melder's declaration in his book that "in the not-too-far future, those who adopted Bitcoin early, will be immensely wealthy" sounds like your garden variety evangelicalism.

In his interview with Slate, the author jokingly asked if he believed in the true coin. I'm raising you in the new world of digital currency.

May the Almighty bless us all.

There is a group of people who are finding God through the use of digital currency.

The investors are creating voice chats where they just sob and scream.