An action figure sitting on a toilet gets its head bitten by a giant T.Rex during a storm.

Although there have been six high-grossing ( if not always beloved) Jurassic Park / World movies, it's never liked the robust action figure series that accompanied other major film franchises. The real stars of the movies are dinosaurs, not scientists, kids, or rich old men. It will soon be possible for fans of the films to own the cast in plastic. It will arrive with a toilet.

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The first Gennaro figure will be released at San Diego Comic-Con, as well as a set of the tyrannosaurus rex. If the name Gennaro doesn't ring any bells, that's probably because he's the uptight lawyer from the firstJurassic Park movie who arrives ready to shut it down, but then sees the dinosaurs and decides the park creator When the dinosaurs get loose, Gennaro hides in an outhouse and waits for the T.Rex to show up.

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Gennaro gave up and slammed the stall door shut as he started to recite the prayer. The entire structure collapses after the tyrannosaurus smashed its head through the door. He tried to stay still but the rain made him rub his eyes and blow his cover. The tyrannosaurus rex then bites down on his upper-body, lifts him off the toilet, and violently shakes him around, breaking his bones, and eating him.

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If Gennaro is a 3.75-inch action figure, the same size as Star Wars' Vintage Collection, it will cost a pretty penny. If you don't go to Comic-Con, you can still buy one at the site on Friday, July 22.

In Michael Crichton's originalJurassic Park novel, Gennaro died on the toilet, but in the movie he died on the toilet. He died of his own choice. You know more.

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