Whenever I wake up, I repeat a short list of things that upset me so much that they make my blood pressure shoot up to near lethal levels. The only thing that makes me shoot out of bed is the power of ire.

With the seasons, the list changes. The person is always an entry, morning after morning. Piers Morgan, the large adult son of Piers Morgan, spent a lot of time gnashing his teeth at the sight of the Queen.

I don't want to write Morgan's name because he's still alive. His constant criticism of Markle is too pathetic to ignore. He said that anyone who criticizes the bride-to-be is automatically considered a racist bully, but when she intimidates her staff or shoots her husband's family, it's a cry for help. I don't know how much it would cost to live in Piers Morgan's head, but it looks like he gets that real estate for free.

Morgan stomped his feet over Markle showing up at the Jubilee, the first time he had seen her since she defected from the corporation. She didn't want to have a drink with you.

It's foolish to have a para social relationship with a celebrity, but Morgan seems to think that any human woman cares what he says. He acts like he is the main point of defense against the person he has previously called a liar. Not the royals, who still seem willing to be associated with her, and not her husband, who would happily tell Morgan to suck a butt if given the chance. It seems like it would be better for a serial killer and not a woman with the greatest crime to her name.

Morgan has an opportunity to cling onto cultural relevancy, and he seems to be addicted to talking about the Suits actress. Let's be honest, what other things does he have? He was sent on a break from his show because of decreasing ratings. He's so pissy.

The winner is the one who is in spirit.

Morgan was the winner in reality. Like Beetlejuice, he's like that. I said his name a lot for comfort.

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