Which Jurassic Movie Is the Worst Now?

It's not close.

It fails on all levels. Do you think it's a good movie? It is not possible to say yes. Do you think it's a good sequel to the last movie? It is not possible to say yes. Is it justified by having a compelling, interesting story? It is not possible to say yes. Is it a dumb popcorn movie that you want to see again? No, that's not true.

There are a lot of choices in the world of dinosaurs. When you think things are over, there is another dumb obstacle. The film's offensive banality is not saved by the first full reunion of the three leads. In franchise history, it is one of the biggest swings and misses.

If you want to see why it's so bad for you, you can see it in theaters now.

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