We're pretty sure the Russians are involved because we met the monster a long time ago. Like the cast of Stranger Things, I have gotten older.
Colbert took to the stage for a live Late Show monologue reflecting on the findings of the congressional committee investigating the attack on the U.S Capitol.
During the next 10 minutes, Colbert broke down all the lowlights of the day, from the Proud Boys going out for tortillas before the insurrection to Rep. Liz Cheney promising evidence of what motivated this violence.
Colbert said that they had footage of the former president's father not hugging him.
He finished things off with a sad sentiment.
The insurrectionist conspiracy was worse than you could have imagined after two hours of evidence and testimony.