Saturday night should probably be less surprising because of that last one.

The dumbest complaint about a televised sporting event in the history of complaints about televised sporting events was made by Tafoya.

Shohei Ohtani became the third Japanese player to reach 100 homers in Major League Baseball on Saturday, when the Angels beat the A's 9-1. He hit the shit out of the ball.

If you would like the technical specifications on hitting the shit out of the ball, it would be 110.1 mph at a 22-degree launch angle. That is the third-hardest ball Ohtani has hit this season, trailing only a ground-rule double and a line drive.

During that series in Boston, Ohtani started to come around after a slow start. In the last nine games, Ohtani is batting.300 with three home runs.

If the Angels broadcast wasn't talking about Ohtani, it might have been understandable, as it was a 9-1 game, but on the night that he reached a historic milestone, it's also pretty obvious why. It would be malpractice for baseball broadcasting not to talk about Ohtani because he doesn't speak English very well.

There is a reason that you don't want to hear about Ohtani and Tucker Carlson.

Why would Ohtani be tagged? He could see that she was a piece of shit. Shohei Ohtani doesn't need to know who the sideline reporter is from American football, or what she is doing on the internet.

He's not on the social networking site. A Johannes Vermeer fan from Japan was tagged by Tafoya and is confused about how to use a computer. It's a lot of tech support questions. That person isn't going to wake up to thousands of notifications because some dopey lady in the United States can't handle the fact that someone who isn't white, and is from another country, is good at baseball.