You Can Buy Your Loved One a Chocolate Butthole For Valentine’s Day

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How’s everyone doing? Good? I’m so glad. Well, let’s not putz around anymore, we all know why we’re here: buttholes. Chocolate buttholes, to be specific. Even more specifically, premium chocolate buttholes you can buy for your loved one as a token of your love and appreciation.

To be clear, chocolate buttholes are not a new phenomenon; they first broke the webz in 2015, but with Valentine’s Day upon us, now felt like a good time to remind everyone of their existence. So what exactly is a chocolate butthole? “If you’re after some really naughty chocolate, then lift the lid on this box of Edible Anus,” the Amazon product description begins:

Box contains 6 anus shaped chocolates which are made from solid milk chocolate. Please be warned that these are adult novelty chocolates and are not suitable for children. Warning: Contains Milk, Soya Lecithin. May also contain traces of nuts. Food items are non-returnable.

That last part feels important-after you do whatever it is you’re planning on doing with eat these things, you may not return them to the seller. These particular buttholes are final sale. As a reminder, they come in a set of six and are currently going for less than $10.

If you’re looking at this version of a butthole and thinking “that’s a little lowbrow for me,” don’t worry. You can always get this limited edition bronze (non-edible) anus. The possibilities are endless and delicious.