The Avengers won a bunch of popcorn trophies at the MTV Movie And TV Awards

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The Academy Awards briefly considered catering to the stupid masses with a Best Popular Movie category, but the all-powerful Academy should know by now that nobody can do fan-centric award categories like the folks at MTV. This year’s MTV Movie & TV Awards ceremony is giving out some usual stuff like Best Movie and Best Performance In A Movie (fuck your gendered categories, Oscars!), but it also has crucial stuff you won’t find anywhere else like Best Kiss, Reality Royalty, Most Frightened Performance, and Most Meme-Able Moment. Someday, god-willing, the Academy Awards will make some room for the Most Meme-Able Moment, but MTV is our only hope until then.

As for the winners, Avengers: Endgame won Best Movie, Lady Gaga made up for the Oscars by winning Best Performance In A Movie, Surviving R. Kelly won Best Documentary, and Daniel Levy won Best Comedic Performance for Schitt’s Creek-which is just wild, if only because there’s no way more people watch Schitt’s Creek than any of the other nominees.

Of course, like any award show, this one had some controversial winners as well, but it’s rare for a win to be as blatantly wrongheaded as it is to give Best Fight to Captain Marvel vs. Minn-Erva. That was a fun movie, sure, but Captain America vs. Thanos was one of the greatest moments in the history of cinema. He used Mjolnir! Come on!

The full list of winners and nominees is below ( via Us Weekly).

Best Movie

BlacKkKlansman
Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse
To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before
Us

Best Show

Best Performance In A Movie

Best Performance In A Show

Elisabeth Moss (June Osborne/Offred) – The Handmaid’s Tale
Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen) – Game Of Thrones
Gina Rodriguez (Jane Villanueva) – Jane The Virgin
Kiernan Shipka (Sabrina Spellman) – Chilling Adventures Of Sabrina

Best Hero

Best Villian

Jodie Comer (Villanelle) – Killing Eve
Joseph Fiennes (Commander Fred Waterford) – The Handmaid’s Tale
Josh Brolin (Thanos) – Avengers: Endgame
Lupita Nyong’o (Red) – Penn Badgley (Joe Goldberg) – You

Best Kiss

Reality Royalty

Jersey Shore: Family Vacation
Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta
The Bachelor
The Challenge
Vanderpump Rules

Best Comedic Performance

Breakthrough Performance

Awkwafina (Peik Lin Goh) – Crazy Rich Asians
Haley Lu Richardson (Stella) – Five Feet Apart
Mj Rodriguez (Blanca Rodriguez) – Ncuti Gatwa (Eric Effiong) – Sex Education
Noah Centineo (Peter Kavinsky) – To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

Best Fight

Best Real-Life Hero

Most Frightened Performance

Best Documentary

At the Heart of Gold: Inside the USA Gymnastics Scandal
McQueen
Minding The Gap
RBG
Surviving R. Kelly

Best Host

Most Meme-Able Moment

Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club – The Lilo Dance
Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood – Ray J’s Hat
RBG – The Notorious RBG
RuPaul’s Drag Race – Asia O’Hara’s butterfly finale fail
The Bachelor – Colton Underwood jumps the fence