Thursday, November 21, 2019
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Putin Almost Done Redacting Mueller Report

MOSCOW ( The Borowitz Report)-After putting in what one associate called a "hellish all-nighter," the Russian President, Vladimir Putin, is almost finished redacting Robert...

Americans Fear That Former Trump Staffers Will Be Released Into Their...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Americans are in a state of abject panic amid reports that Donald J. Trump is threatening to dump thousands of...

Limiting Your Child’s Fire Time: A Guide for Concerned Paleolithic Parents

According to the most recent cave drawings, children nowadays are using fire more than ever before. And it's no wonder: fire has many wonderful...

Germany Demands Apology After Trump Claims Father Was Born There

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-German Chancellor Angela Merkel demanded that Donald Trump issue a "complete and sincere apology" to the German people, after Trump...

William Barr Reads

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Attorney General William Barr has just read the classic American novel " Moby-Dick," by Herman Melville, and found that the...

Beto O’Rourke Rocked by Scandal as High-School Mixtape Appears to Include...

IOWA CITY, IOWA ( The Borowitz Report)-The nascent Presidential campaign of Beto O'Rourke took a serious hit on Friday with the...

Bezos Says Amazon Drones Ready to Deliver Mueller Report to Every...

SEATTLE ( The Borowitz Report)-Amazon drones stand "ready and waiting" to deliver copies of Robert Mueller's official report,...

Republicans Blast Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Sour Expression During State of the Union...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's facial expression during the State of the Union address came under continued attack from Republicans on Thursday,...

Pence Begs Trump Not to Make Him Sit Next to Woman...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Vice-President Mike Pence has begged Donald J. Trump not to make him sit next to a woman during Tuesday night's...

Subtle Tips for Your Interracial Relationship to Be Amazing

If you've never dated someone who's of a different race from yours, you may be extra keen to learn about how to keep it...