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Republicans Projected to Pick up Seventy Seats in Prison

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-In a development that could dramatically change the composition of the federal penitentiary system, Republicans are projected to pick up...

Californians Puzzled by Trump’s Failure to Blame Wildfires on Hillary

SACRAMENTO, California ( The Borowitz Report)-Californians were baffled on Monday by a series of tweets by Donald J. Trump in which he utterly failed...

Michelle Wolf’s ‘ICE’ Recruitment Video Borders On Brilliant

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, better know as ICE, has been under fire for aggressively rounding up immigrants for deportation, many of whom have...

Trump Hires Only Lawyer in U.S. with Fewer Clients Than Michael...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-The White House announced on Thursday that Donald Trump had successfully secured the services of Rudolph Giuliani, after an exhaustive...

Melania Says Comey’s Book Not as Mean as the One She...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Melania Trump said on Monday that she did not understand the controversy swirling around James Comey's new memoir, because the...

House Republicans Say Japanese Did Not Meddle in Pearl Harbor

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Reaching the opposite conclusion of many of their committee peers, Republican members of the House Intelligence Committee said on Tuesday...

Under Pressure from Fox News, Obama to Stop Making Stocks Plummet

NEW YORK ( The Borowitz Report)-One day after the Fox News Channel host Sean Hannity blamed him for the historic plunge in the Dow...

White House Doctor Writes Note Saying Trump Too Sick to Talk...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Amid reports that Donald Trump might soon be summoned to appear before Robert Mueller, the White House doctor wrote a...

Chappelle to Trump voters in new special: ‘You are poor. He’s...

Dave Chappelle says he "feels sorry" for "poor whites" who voted for President TrumpDonald John TrumpHouse Democrat slams Donald Trump Jr. for 'serious case...