Beyond Meat COO reportedly attempts to consume human nose

Doug Ramsey must know that human noses aren't vegan.

Ramsey was arrested in a road rage incident. According to the local news outlet, the incident began when a vehicle in front of Ramsey's Bronco made contact with the front passenger's tire.

Ramsey made threats to kill the other driver.

Ramsey might have been on edge because Beyond Meat shares have plummeted from their peak. Many people don't want fake meat because they want to eat meat, and Beyond Meat seems designed to appeal to that group. Beyond Meat, which costs almost twice as much as real ground beef in June, has been hammered by inflation.

Maybe this is market research for a new Beyond Meat product for the edgelords among us, and we can look forward to human-flavor Beyond Meat at our local grocery stores soon. That would be beyond anything else.