Halloween is nearly here. It's the last minute. You need some last minute Halloween costume ideas. Now, it should be said that there are good halloween costumes, the kind that involve lots of makeup and forethought, or that you could actually just pull off as outfits. These are not those. These are the I-have-to-go-to-a-party-this-weekend-let's-see-what's-on-Amazon costumes. These are the I-hate-Halloween-so-I'm-just-going-to-get-something-cheap costumes. These are the I guess-if-I'm-going-to-do-this-I-might-as-well-attempt-a-pun-to-earn-points-for-being-clever kind of costumes. At best, these costumes are going to earn a polite smirk or a loud exhale through the nose, but that's all right. These costumes are available. You're just here to hangout with your friends, anyways.

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