We Are All This Fat Unicorn Cake

Guys, you might have seen a unicorn cake before…
…BUT HAVE YOU SEEN A FAT UNICORN CAKE?? Because they exist, and I have so many thoughts.
Like, did she just take a bite of this cake and then pass out from both excitement and bliss?
And why does her hair look better than mine?
Also, do we need to get this unicorn some Tums? ‘Cause, honestly, I would need some.
And where did this unicorn get those tacos? They look great.

But my most important question is: WHY ARE THEY ALL SO CUTE?

IDK, guys. Let’s just enjoy how pure these cakes are.