This Viral Teenage Summer Bucket List Will Bring Back So Many Memories

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Teenage summers are the stuff of endless pop culture legend and fascination, but what are teens these days actually up to? According to one teenager’s summer bucket list, the answer is everything from going on a picnic, having a lemonade stand with friends, and uh, giving two blow jobs and getting crossfaded exactly seventeen times.

On Friday, Twitter user @scorpiosars’s friend found the discarded list in the changing dress of an Urban Outfitters (of course), and she then shared it on Twitter with the knowing caption: “My friends, friend found this in an Urban Outfitters dressing room… make this go viral.”

Over 12,000 retweets later, the list has become yet another internet fascination, with users chiming in to guess the mystery writer’s age, location, as well as decipher some of the more niche items and poke fun at themselves for clearly not living their wildest summer ’17 lives:

Part of the reason the list is going viral so quickly is that it touches upon that forever teenage conundrum: of feeling caught between childhood and the allure of adulthood. While not every item on the list will resonate with everyone, surely most folks can look at it and see some of their own bygone teenage goals represented. (Or even some of their own adult goals, like finally binging that new Netflix show.)

Whatever the case, here’s to this mystery teen for reminding the world that there’s still time to get your summer fun in … though hopefully she doesn’t need her checklist to actually keep track of her own desires.

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