Monday, June 18, 2018
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Trump Agrees to Let Kim Jong Un Have Pence as Manservant

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-As new details emerge from this week's summit in Singapore, the White House has confirmed that Donald...

Kim Jong Un Offers to Host Peace Talks Between United States...

SINGAPORE ( The Borowitz Report)-One day before his summit with Donald J. Trump, the North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un, has...

Macron, Trudeau Say They Weren’t Going to Tell Trump Where G-7...

LA MALBAIE, CANADA ( The Borowitz Report)-Saying that they were "tremendously relieved" that Donald J. Trump is leaving the G-7 summit early, the leaders...

Schools Cancel White House Tours, Fearing That Trump Might Teach Kids...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Schools across the country have cancelled tours of the White House out of concern that a chance encounter with Donald...

Philadelphia Eagles Accept Mueller’s Offer to Celebrate With Him

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-The Philadelphia Eagles have accepted Robert Mueller's invitation to come to his office and...

Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-In what they believe is a legal masterstroke, lawyers for Donald J. Trump are now claiming that he cannot be...

White House in Panic Mode After TV Star With Racist Twitter...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-The White House was reportedly in panic mode Tuesday afternoon, shortly after news broke that a television star with a...

Trump Furious After Nobel Committee Gives Him Participation Trophy

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Donald J. Trump was reportedly furious after the Nobel committee informed him on Thursday that he would...

N.F.L. Adds First Amendment to List of Banned Substances

NEW YORK ( The Borowitz Report)-The National Football League has expanded its list of banned substances to include the First Amendment to the United...

Cohen threatened The Onion in 2013 over satirical Trump article

President TrumpDonald John TrumpWH aides intentionally compose Trump tweets with grammatical mistakes: report Holder: DOJ, FBI should reject Trump's requests Ex-Trump campaign adviser rips...