Sunday, February 24, 2019
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Bezos Says Amazon Drones Ready to Deliver Mueller Report to Every...

SEATTLE ( The Borowitz Report)-Amazon drones stand "ready and waiting" to deliver copies of Robert Mueller's official report,...

Republicans Blast Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Sour Expression During State of the Union...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's facial expression during the State of the Union address came under continued attack from Republicans on Thursday,...

Pence Begs Trump Not to Make Him Sit Next to Woman...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Vice-President Mike Pence has begged Donald J. Trump not to make him sit next to a woman during Tuesday night's...

Subtle Tips for Your Interracial Relationship to Be Amazing

If you've never dated someone who's of a different race from yours, you may be extra keen to learn about how to keep it...

Eris, Greek Goddess of Chaos, Confirms That She Wanted Trump to...

MT. OLYMPUS ( The Borowitz Report)-Partially confirming Sarah Huckabee Sanders's theory of divine intervention in the 2016 election, Eris, the Greek...

Trump Comes Out Strongly Against Intelligence

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Using some of his harshest rhetoric in recent memory, President Donald J. Trump came out strongly against intelligence on Wednesday...

Polar Vortex Causes Hundreds of Injuries as People Making Snide Remarks...

MINNEAPOLIS ( The Borowitz Report)-The so-called polar vortex caused hundreds of injuries across the Midwest today, as people who said "so much for global...

Study: Most Innocent People Need to Hire Thirty-Five Lawyers at Some...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Most people who are innocent of any crimes will still need to hire thirty-five lawyers at some point, a new...

Trump Offers to Station Pence at Border with Binoculars in Lieu...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-In an unexpected breakthrough that could end the government shutdown, President Donald Trump has backed down from his demand for...

Pelosi Says She Will Skip Trump and Negotiate Directly with Putin

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-In a bold gambit to end the government shutdown, the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi, said on Saturday...