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Macron, Trudeau Say They Weren’t Going to Tell Trump Where G-7...

LA MALBAIE, CANADA ( The Borowitz Report)-Saying that they were "tremendously relieved" that Donald J. Trump is leaving the G-7 summit early, the leaders...

Schools Cancel White House Tours, Fearing That Trump Might Teach Kids...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Schools across the country have cancelled tours of the White House out of concern that a chance encounter with Donald...

Philadelphia Eagles Accept Mueller’s Offer to Celebrate With Him

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-The Philadelphia Eagles have accepted Robert Mueller's invitation to come to his office and...

Trump’s Lawyers Argue That He Cannot Be Impeached Because He Was...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-In what they believe is a legal masterstroke, lawyers for Donald J. Trump are now claiming that he cannot be...

White House in Panic Mode After TV Star With Racist Twitter...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-The White House was reportedly in panic mode Tuesday afternoon, shortly after news broke that a television star with a...

Trump Furious After Nobel Committee Gives Him Participation Trophy

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Donald J. Trump was reportedly furious after the Nobel committee informed him on Thursday that he would...

N.F.L. Adds First Amendment to List of Banned Substances

NEW YORK ( The Borowitz Report)-The National Football League has expanded its list of banned substances to include the First Amendment to the United...

Trump Orders Replica Nobel Peace Prize to Display on His Desk

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-Donald J. Trump has ordered a replica of the Nobel Peace Prize and is displaying it prominently on his desk...

Trump Considering Pulling U.S. Out of Constitution

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)-Calling it "maybe the worst deal ever," Donald J. Trump said on Wednesday that he is considering pulling the United States...

N.R.A. Gun Ban During Pence’s Speech Leaves Him Vulnerable to Bear...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report)-The National Rifle Association's decision to ban guns during Mike Pence's speech at its annual meeting in Dallas this week...