Maggie Gyllenhaal is so over hearing about Taylor Swift’s “All Too Well” scarf. She doesn’t know where the scarf is, and she probably threw it out, and if she didn’t already she still probably throw the damn thing out if she found it now because she has her own scarves and even celebrities need to keep their closet space organized, OK?!?!? Enough!!
If you’re completely lost, think back to when the old Taylor Swift dated Maggie’s brother Jake. After their split, Taylor’s inevitable break-up song (inspired by him) mentioned the singer’s scarf, which she left “at your sister’s house / And you still got it in your drawer even now.” Except nope, it’s not in any of Maggie’s drawers! Maggie doesn’t even know what she’s singing about.
While appearing on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen on Tuesday, the Deuce actress delivered the bad news to Swift fans.
“I never understood why everybody asked me about this scarf,” she said. “What is this?”
After Cohen read the lyrics to the her, Maggie couldn’t hide her confusion. Because she’s a busy lady, OK? She’s not running a celebrity lost-and-found! “I am in the dark about the scarf,” Maggie explained. “It’s totally possible. I don’t know, but I have been asked this before and I’ve been like, ‘What are you talking about?'”
So there’s your answer – the scarf is lost for good. (At least until Taylor can provide some more details on its brand and/or appearance. Is it a chunky knit, Taylor? A snood? Does it have cats on it?) Until then, Cohen gave Maggie some shrewd advice: “I feel like you need to look for the scarf and then put it on eBay.”
OR just buy a bunch of cheap scarves and sell them all on eBay for a nice profit as “POSSIBLY the scarf Taylor sang about in that one song.” I’d still bid!